So I woke up with.. yep. a horrible hangover. There is nothing worse than wanting desperately to throw up when you are stuck in a small confined space with 6 dudes, and that confined space is bouncing, and swerving at 70+ miles an hour.. Imagine having a terrible hangover and being on a rollercoaster.. yuuuck. FML!!!
So after all morning of not being able to sleep and wanting to puke.. we finally stop for food.. Ace and I have some Mickey D's... OOPS. Did not help the situation whatsoever.
This was probably the most uninteresting drive I have ever been on. Idaho and Montana are epically boring.
I only knew we were in Idaho because when I asked the lady at the coffee shop what state we were in she kind of giggled and stared at me like I was crazy.. and said Idaho.. Apparently we cut just through the top portion of the state, and soon were in Montana. Trees, fields, and.. that's pretty much it.
As it neared dark, Xhristian and I were discussing how we are sure that we are in the beginning of a bad horror movie - think The Hills Have Eyes combined with House of 1000 Corpses, and whatever other road trip horror movies you can think of.
We decided that the crazy hill people were going to find a way to get our RV off the road.. we decided they would probably run into the road and pretend we hit them to get us out of the rv to inspect.. then they would kidnap us.. Fortunately for us two, we decided that cannibals would more than likely start with the plumpest of the group, so they'd for sure eat Chad first. They'd move on to Taime, then our TM Thomas, then probably Ace. Danny and Xhristian would for sure be last, they're rather tall, skinny, and probably not a great meal.. For my fate, we are pretty sure that the creepy son would want to "keep me", and in some sort of sick twisted way the father would act as minister and we would be married, only to have me chained up and forced to procreate to keep their odd little family going.. we figured it could go two ways from there - either I would escape, and no one would beleive me.. or I would be brainwashed into becoming one of them, them having fed me bits of my friends to fatten me up for proper mothering of the evil child.
So we figured this all was about to happen.. when we get pulled over by a cop.. for speeding.
He was kind enough to just give us a warning, and let us on our way. *Sigh of relief*
A few miles down the road, and the wind is blowing 50+ miles an hour.. we hear a loud banging and flapping noise coming from the right side of the camper.. After some inspection we figure out the awning is coming unraveled while still in the upright and locked position.. apparently it takes 5 musicians to fix it, as they all stood outside for awhile.. finally they figure it out and we hit the road..
and we hit a deer. Well, it was already dead, and lying in the roadway.. but we ran it over.
After all this, I finally decide I don't want to be awake when the crazy people, who obviously were working with the cop, must have climbed on our roof to unravel the awning, and put the deer in the road, finally get our rv off the road.. so I went to sleep
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