So, Chadwick lets me know that Guns are doing an acoustic album recording at Hotel Cafe in the loverly city of Hollyweird..
Done! Not too far, and a good reason to see my boys.. And enjoy some cocktails!
So unfortunately, it's raining in beautiful so cal.. And that means everyone forgot how to drive. A trip that should have taken me 40 minutes took closer to two hours..
Finally, I arrive at Chads place up in Hollyweird. I won't divulge top secret info like where, but if you know Chad you know he's rightin the mix of things. I get to park in his garage.. My baby the Rolla is happy she's not parked in the strange streets of this town!!
So I head inside, where I am greeted by Liza, chads awesome GF, and Jizzy rockin his warm up pants and sprawled out stretching on the floor. We wait a bit for Fattyfatfat to get ready.. He's such a diva!
After a short walk to Hotel Cafe, I'm greeted by a readymade merch booth.. RAD! And a very dapper dressed Tender! The boys are all wearing suits and stuff tonight! So spiffy..
It's hailing and raining outside now, boo.
There's a million people playing with the boys tonight, including Muddy, who loves me..no really, he has a school style crush on me. Haha.
Best notable moment of the night:
Woman: uhm, I don't know whose job it is, but someone should know the tiles in the womens restroom are leakig from the cieling!!
Bouncer: OHMIGOD, really?? (half sArcasm, half almost serious)
Me: laughs.
Bouncer said, it's the best way to make people think you care, that way they leave.
So, this is also the first night I've gotten to meet all the band gfs.. They're all so nice! And pretty.
And girls, they look.. Normal. No rock of love crazy shit. The bands hire girls whi look like me to work for them, as attention getters.
The girlfriends, usually fairly normal, very beautiful blondes with bit of rock n roll style.
They're the girls who were into the bands years ago, and no longer feel leather is neccessarry.
Just a hint for the band groupie crowd there.
So, drna drama drama..
COntinue scene: burgundyroom:
Johnnys for the hollywood crowd.
So Liza and I head over to the Burgundy Room.. fun!
Lesli and Nycole are there, enjoying a hollywood-expensive cocktail.
I get a vodka rockstar, to go with those jager shots I had at the venue.
You can imagine how this story is going to end, can't you?
Some douchebag is annoying the hell out of the girls.. leaning on them, then has the balls to ask the (very beautiful, might I add) Nycole "what is up with her mullet"
Somehow this guy took having short bangs, as a mullet.. after insulting her and telling her "it's not a good look" etc etc... they are fed up.
I arrive, and decide to fuck with him, just a bit. I take his stupid furry hat, and try to steal it. He is getting annoyed.
I steal it one more time, I'm enjoying getting back at him for insulting my friend out of the blue.
This dude decides to have his (very short) little sister walk up and get the hat.
"excuse me, HUNNY, my brother wants his hat back" (Hunny? them are fightin words!)
me:"wtf did you just say to me? nobody fucking calls me hunny you little shortshit"
"fuck you, bitch blah blah blah..." and pushes me.
so I pushed her back! Then I threw the hat.
she then tries to start fighting and hitting me. Her brother holds her back, they leave.. end of it, right?
No. He comes back in on a mission to fight me. Lesli said the look on his face was that of an angry bull ready to headbutt.
He pushes me. Not just pushes, but totally grabbed boob while doing it. RUDE. So I hit him. Multiple times. In the face.
My knuckles hurt!
I got high fives from the bartender girls, a shot bought for me from some hollywood type. RAD.
Lesli drives my drunk ass home.. hahaha.
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